class: center, middle background-image: url(img/sticker1.png) --- class: center, middle, inverse # Welcome --- background-image: url(img/martin-freeman.jpg) class: dark, no-repeat ## Bruno Bord .footnote[(but only in the sick mind of Jean-Michel Armand)] --- class: center, middle # Applause  --- class: center, middle # Organizers  --- class: center, middle # Speakers  --- class: center, middle # Sponsors  --- class: center, middle # .red[You!]  --- class: center, middle # Where you from? --- # Where you from? * France? * European Union? * Europe? * Another continent? --- # Where you from? * France? * European Union? * Europe? * Another continent? * Another planet? --- class: center, redbg background-image: url(img/jets_systems.gif) ## .black[Emergency] --- class: center, middle # Don't Panic --- class: white background-image: url(img/shadoks.jpg) --- class: center, middle, redbg # 112 .footnote[safety first, tweet later] --- # tldr.py ```python while attendees in Island("Embiez"): try: for attendee in attendees: attendee.enjoy() except DangerException: attendee.phone.call(112) attendee.report(organizers) ``` --- class: center, middle # Code of conduct --- class: center, middle, redbg # Follow it .footnote[you don't want to make us sad :(] --- class: center, middle # Respect --- class: center, middle # Respect # the speakers --- class: center, middle # Respect # the attendees --- class: center, middle # Respect # the Django Island .footnote[no, you can't colonize it] --- class: center, middle # Respect # the bandwidth .footnote[we're on an **island** right?] --- class: center, middle, greenbg # Idle on IRC --- class: center, middle, redbg # Torrenting --- class: center, middle, greenbg # Checking your <small>(work)</small> emails --- class: center, middle, redbg # Youtube funny video .footnote[even if it's a kitten riding a Django Pony] --- class: center, middle, redbg ## git clone django/django --- class: center, middle, greenbg ## git clone django/django .footnote[between 5am and 6am] --- class: center, middle, greenbg # #djangoisland --- # tldr2.py ```python while attendees in Island("Embiez"): try: for attendee in attendees: attendee.enjoy() except CodeOfConductViolation: attendee.report(organizers) except DangerException: attendee.phone.call(112) attendee.report(organizers) ``` --- class: center, middle, redbg # No trolling .footnote[or please, do it cleverly] --- class: center, middle, redbg # Drink responsibly .footnote[the better the party will be] --- class: center, middle # Back from the party --- class: center, middle # Make us proud --- class: center, middle # Do you speak Français? --- class: center, middle # Zi frenche spinkin ingliche --- class: center, middle, redbg ## Again... # Don't panic --- class: center, middle # "Phrase" book --- class: center, middle # Body language --- # French joke \- Knock knock. \- Who's there? \- The french. \- French who? \- \*shrugs\* --- class: center, middle # Hein ? --- > I am deeply sorry, but I didn't understand a word of what you've just said, > but you may try to repeat **very** slowly with **very** simple words, I'll do my best. .right[] --- class: center, middle # Politeness --- class: center, middle # Bonjour # *before* # anything --- class: center, middle # Bonjour --- class: center, middle # S'il vous plaît --- class: center, middle # Merci --- class: center, middle # Au revoir --- class: center, middle ## At the bakery  --- # At the bakery > Bonjour Madame, je voudrais une baguette "pas trop cuite", s'il vous plaît. --- class: center, middle ## At the café  --- # At the café > Bonjour Monsieur, je voudrais un café, s'il vous plaît. --- class: center, middle, redbg # French coffee --- # Got bandwidth? > Bonjour Madame, avez-vous du wifi, s'il vous plaît ? .footnote[Please note how we pronounce "wifi" -> *"oui-fee"*] --- class: center # Cigales  ## *cicada* --- class: center, middle # One more thing --- class: center, middle # Apprendre --- class: center, middle, redbg # Next Monday --- class: center, middle # Teach & Learn --- class: center, middle, foot background-image: url(img/footer.png) # Enjoy!